Sweet dreams are made of this...
So last night, I had a really weird dream. I'm using my computer, but I'm not at my house, I'm at my grandmother's. Everything is going fine, until suddenly my PC starts acting up. It keeps resetting itself, and then when I attempt to turn it back on, it starts up and shuts off again. I don't know what the problem is, so I get up and look at it, when I noticed the side of the casing is open, and my red stress ball has somehow bounced into the PC and knocked my Hard Drive semi-loose.
So I pull the ball out, and reconnect the Hard Drive better. But then I notice the CPU is slumping downwards. It's like the motherboard is made out of cardboard, and the piece that the CPU is attached to has slumped down at the top. So I go out to the garage and grab one of them braces to screw into the motherboard and keep the CPU part in place.
But then, I noticed that it's really early in the morning, and I have to get ready for my first day at work. But I still need to wash my hair and finish getting ready. So I decide I should quickly wash my hair in the sink, which my dream apparently decides it's going to make materialize right in front of me on top of my desk (although, I'm in a kitchen now instead of a bedroom.) So I start washing my hair, but because the sink is on my desk, and my PC is right below my desk, the water from the sink drips down onto the PC's power cord, sending these blue electricity streams all through the kitchen, due to the fact that the water has spread out like a river delta.
So I start jumping around, making sure not to step into any of the streams and get hit with the electricity. I look at the clock, and it's 10:00. I'm supposed to be at work by 9:00. So we rush out and I end up at this office building. I take an elevator up to the fifth floor, and I go to where I'm supposed to meet the interviewer. Forget that I already got the job, apparently I need to go through another interview. So I excuse myself for being late, and explain how my sink and computer tried to electrocute me, but they didn't believe me.
They tried to make me describe what it was like, and then wanted someone to vouche for me. So I leave the office to get someone, and end up noticing there's a terrorist in the building, and I go all John McClane, trying to sneak around the building, but the terrorist notices me, and starts chasing me. I forgot how it ended, but I do remember something cool had just happened, and the alarm went off right when it was getting to the good part.
Anyways, I woke up and got ready for work, and got there to discover the cafeteria in the building has free wireless internet. So I'll be able to have some fun while waiting for work on my DS (and perhaps PSP) at some point.
Work didn't seem too bad, it actually flew by quite quickly. I think the problem I mostly have with work is waking up and getting ready for it. The shower doesn't wake me up like it does some people, it just makes me more sleepy. So I practically fall back asleep in the shower, and it makes it that much harder to get ready to leave for work in the morning. Ah well, what can I do...?
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